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  • I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
    weather
  • I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
    thoughts
  • Pencil sharpeners have a tough life - they live off tips.
    products
  • I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard you can get thinner there.
    Paint Thinner Pun
    products
  • Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
    weather
  • What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
    thoughts
  • A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no
    thoughts
  • Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal was transcend dental medication
    religion
  • Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
    products
  • What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
    people
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Male vs. Female in Non-Living Objects

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

 

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